Wishing the Antidote was an Orgasm

Oh the joys of teaching non-english speaking folk dirty phases like:

"I like you camel toe", which actually translates i spanish to,"I can see you're socks (readyour pants are pulled up to tight and subsequently, I can see your camel toe)."

I think my new goal in life, or rather calling I should say, my calling, is to teach esl.